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Part of Monster HR. Book 1 of the comedic LitRPG series.
The System gave her a class nobody wanted. The monsters want to talk to her manager.
Prue Cahill has spent seven years filing paperwork for the Adventurer’s Guild and quietly appealing monster complaints on her own time, because someone had to. Then the System assigns her a class she never asked for: Creature Liaison (Provisional). Cannot be removed. Her first case is three hundred goblins whose matriarch was killed for an adventuring party’s loot bonus, in a case that is legally airtight except that goblins have no legal standing because they aren’t persons, and they aren’t persons because the Bureau says so. The goblins have been waiting twenty-three years. They kept a ledger. Somewhere between the 400-page skeleton thesis on legal personhood and the moment her clients start calling her “our Prue,” she stops trying to get the class removed.
Comedic LitRPG is one of the highest-demand and most underserved corners of fantasy right now, and the crowded version is another chaotic dungeon crawl with System notifications. This bible takes a fresh angle: monster labor rights as a legal workplace comedy, where the game layer is the bureaucracy and the protagonist’s superpower is reading the footnotes. No dungeon interior. No dungeon Boss co-protagonist. Ordinary monsters with ordinary grievances, a founding charter the Bureau tried to bury, and a protagonist who has been preparing for this exact job for seven years without knowing it.
A standard exclusive premade book cover alone (sold once and retired) typically sells for $65 to $150 or more across cover shops. Bundling a complete chapter-by-chapter story architecture, deep character psychology, ready-to-paste marketing copy, live market research, a series roadmap and back-matter kit, and specialized world-building material with that same exclusive cover turns this into an entire turnkey publishing kit, not just an outline.
| Component | Included In This Kit | Standard A La Carte Cost | Value To You |
|---|---|---|---|
| Exclusive Premade Cover Art | A finished eBook cover, sold once and retired after purchase | $65 to $150+ | Ready-to-use cover art no one else will ever own. |
| Custom Story Architecture & Beat Sheet | A full chapter-by-chapter outline with scene beats and an ending hook on every chapter | $150 to $300+ | Eliminates plotting dead ends and a sagging middle. |
| Character Psychology & Voice System | Deep wound and mask psychology, dialogue rules, and a locked voice guide for the full cast | $75 to $125 | Keeps every character’s voice distinct and emotionally resonant from chapter one. |
| Retail Marketing & Launch Package | Blurb, taglines, hooks, ad copy, comp titles, keyword strings, and a reader magnet concept | $50 to $100 | Ready-to-paste metadata for Amazon KDP and retail listings, plus a list-building asset. |
| Genre & Period Research | Live current-market trope and positioning research, plus the specialized reference material in the World Fact Sheet below | $50 to $150+ | Skips a genre-research subscription tool and a research stall mid-draft, both already done for you. |
| Series Roadmap & Back-Matter Kit | The full series arc, recurring cast, open threads, an Also By page, and next-book teasers | $75 to $150 | A built-in map and sales copy for every future book in the series. |
| World Fact Sheet & Setting Map | Bureau legal mechanics and City geography specific to this book’s plot | $45 to $85 | Removes research stalls so you can keep drafting. |
| Single-Author Exclusive License | One-time sale, permanently retired from the shop after purchase | Premium multiplier, no direct comparison | Guarantees no competing author can ever publish from this exact blueprint. |
| Estimated Total Value | Complete turnkey publishing kit | $510 to $1,060+ | Significantly underpriced at $59. |
Genre: Comedic LitRPG · Heat: dial-adjustable, heat 0 base (slow-burn optional at heat 1-2, romance removable as a fierce professional friendship) · Book 1 of Monster HR · ~30 chapters · 70k to 100k words · Formats: PDF, DOCX, JPEG cover
Exclusive, single author. Sold once, then retired from the shop forever. You get sole rights to write and publish a novel and series from this blueprint, under your own name, no attribution, all proceeds yours. You simply may not resell the blueprint itself. No one else will ever write from this bible.
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